Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tossing Your Salad


Tossed Salad with Hedda Lettuce

Not Your Garden Variety Gay Comedy Show

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April 23 Show Features:
Shawn Hollenbach
Julie Goldman from "The Big Gay Sketch Show"
Special appearance by porn impresario Michael Lucas **

Hedda Lettuce, the six-time Drag Queen of the Year Award-winner (HX magazine), has received national acclaim for her poised characters, startling satire and original music. Hedda lures you into the funniest scenarios on stage with her ultra-candid, shimmering wit. Drag-debutant, Miss Lettuce has worked on such networks as Comedy Central, MTV and HBO. Hedda has appeared with the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers and Madonna.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Mel & El: Vocab Lesson #5

Mel & El: Vocab Lesson #5

Morny: The urge to have morning sex; feeling horny in the morning.

I've been late to work three days this week because my boyfriend has been unusually morny.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

An Award Winning Conversation

El: Did you see that interview we did about the Bistro Awards?

Mel: I saw it.

El: You get three sentences to talk about how hideous you thought you looked and then it's my turn.

Mel: Ok. I looked like a troll. I am obviously a bridge troll and I should not be allowed to venture out from under my bridge. Also, my resting face looks very angry, and I was not angry, I was simply... resting. 

El: You were looking at me with an awful lot of anger. Do you hate me?

Mel: No.

El: Ok, good. My turn: 1. Why didn't you tell me my hair was so flat? 2. Why didn't you tell me I looked like a demented clown in a bargain basement v-neck? 3. Why didn't you stop me from acting like an IDIOT? You just sat there with your angry resting face and let me say asinine things. What kind of a friend ARE you? 

Mel: That was five sentences.

El: I don't care. Thank goodness no one knows where to find that interview. Hopefully they'll just buy a ticket to the Bistro Awards to see us perform live and look like pretty people.

Mel: Right? We can totally click HERE and hate ourselves as much as we want, but no one else can!

El: Oh no you didn't. No. You. DIDN'T.

Mel: Aw crap. I totally did.