EL: Mel?
MEL: Yes, El?
EL: It's time.
MEL: No, it's not.
EL: You don't even know what I'm talking about!
MEL: Doesn't matter. It's probably still not time.
EL: I hate you.
MEL: You love me.
EL: I know. I'm such a masochist.
MEL: You were saying...?
EL: Oh...that it is time...to reveal our actual Doppelgangers to the world. I know we told everybody about Other Mel & El and Other-Other Mel & El, but now we have to tell them about Famous Mel & El.
MEL: You mean, there's a Mel & El that's famous...besides us?
EL: Exactly.
MEL: Oh. I don't want to tell them. I barely survived high school with people screaming "Donna Martin graduates" as I walked through the hall. I've finally gotten to a point where I don't have people accusing me of looking like her 25 times a day.
EL: Well, I'm currently in Doppelganger Hell getting accosted at every turn, so it's time to just put it out there and deal with it. Presenting (in grand video form) OTHER FAMOUS MEL & EL!!!!!
MEL: But I don't even look like her in that video! And you caught me off guard with those stupid heads on sticks!
EL: Oh, relax. You can go find a new special therapist to process your angst later.
MEL: I hate you.
EL: You love me.
MEL: I know. I'm such a masochist.
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