It WILL change your life.
We guarantee it.
Or...your money back.
Yeah. That's what.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Who Are Mel & El?
It WILL change your life.
We guarantee it.
Or...your money back.
Yeah. That's what.
One Night Only
El: I don't think people realize that our show is truly only happening for one night only.
Mel: I know. I think they think we'll be doing it again and again and that they'll have plenty of chances to see it.
El: How can we impress upon them the meaning of "one night only"?
Mel: We could sing the song from Dreamgirls.
El: No!
Mel: Why not?
El: I don't like the lyric "come on, big baby, come on". It skeeves me out.
Mel: Well I don't see any other option.
El: I do. Let's offer our friends a discount code to motivate them to buy a ticket now because this is their last chance to see a full-length Mel &El show in New York City until at least 2010.
Mel: One night only! One night only! Come on, big baby, come on. One night only, we oooonly have 'til dawn...
El: I told you not to sing it and you sang it. Why would you do that?
Mel: Because sometimes we have to hear things we don't want to hear.
El: Then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a green thing stuck in your teeth.
Mel: Shit.
El: Let's go to the mirror and get it out. Come on, big baby. Come on.
ONE NIGHT ONLY, KIDS!
Problem
Mel: El?El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: We have a problem.
El: Break it down for me.
Mel: Everyone keeps calling to ask if we really have Britney Spears as our opening act.
El: No way!
Mel: Way.
El: We have Britney Houston - the drag queen internet sensation who's much prettier than us.
Mel: I know that!
El: Well, our Britney can kick over her head & do splits. Everyone will love her.
Mel: Terrfic.
El: And they will love us for opening our show with someone so bendy.
Mel: In future, we'll communicate more clearly with our people.
El: How's this?
Mel: That's totally clear, if a bit abrasive.
El: Good enough.
Mel: I gotta go practice my splits.
El: Wait for me!!
El: Good enough.
Mel: I gotta go practice my splits.
El: Wait for me!!
We Have Britney, People!
El: Is it true?
Mel: It's TRUE.
El: Britney is going to be at our Comix show?
Mel: She is! She really, really is!
El: I'm dying, I'm dying...
Mel: I'm DEAD.
El: I've been embalmed.
Mel: I'm in a mausoleum.
El: If people want to see her, they better get a ticket NOW.
Mel: That's so smart. Because if they buy now, not ONLY will they get to be in the same room as Britney, they will save $5 off the door price.
El: So we are GUARANTEEING Britney?
Mel: She is a done deal, my friend.
El: I'm decomposing.
Mel: I've already been reincarnated.
El: What did you come back as?
Mel: Britney's hooker-shoe.
El: I never knew you were such a fetishist.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Your Formal Invitation
YOU ARE INVITED
to smile 'til your face hurts at
MEL & EL: GAY MARRIED
a one night only extravaganza of hilarity
Thursday, October 8 at 7:30PM
to smile 'til your face hurts at
MEL & EL: GAY MARRIED
a one night only extravaganza of hilarity
Thursday, October 8 at 7:30PM
Comix
353 West 14th Street
Advance tickets: $15
Day of show tickets: $20
Click here to purchase
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Twits
El: Well, we did it.
Mel: We sure did.
El: We said we weren't gonna do it.
Mel: But we had to, didn't we?
El: We didn't really have a choice.
Mel: That's what I'm saying.
El: I'm glad we did it.
Mel: Me, too. I'm having fun with it.
El: It is fun.
Mel: I think we should keep doing it.
El: I certainly don't intend to stop.
Mel: I'll take it one step further and suggest that others do it as well.
El: Whoa. That's serious. You're willing to make that statement?
Mel: I am.
El: Publicly?
Mel: If this isn't public, I don't know what is.
El: Well. You have the floor. Spell it out for them.
Mel: I would like to announce that Mel and El have joined Twitter.
El: We're tweeting, people!
Mel: And we would like it very much if you would follow us.
El: Just click HERE. Now.
Mel: Please.
Mel: We sure did.
El: We said we weren't gonna do it.
Mel: But we had to, didn't we?
El: We didn't really have a choice.
Mel: That's what I'm saying.
El: I'm glad we did it.
Mel: Me, too. I'm having fun with it.
El: It is fun.
Mel: I think we should keep doing it.
El: I certainly don't intend to stop.
Mel: I'll take it one step further and suggest that others do it as well.
El: Whoa. That's serious. You're willing to make that statement?
Mel: I am.
El: Publicly?
Mel: If this isn't public, I don't know what is.
El: Well. You have the floor. Spell it out for them.
Mel: I would like to announce that Mel and El have joined Twitter.
El: We're tweeting, people!
Mel: And we would like it very much if you would follow us.
El: Just click HERE. Now.
Mel: Please.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Smell
El: I'm so tired.
Mel: Me too. Why is that?
El: We've been expending a lot of energy taking over the world.
Mel: Right? It's exhausting.
El: We've been working super hard making updates to our website.
Mel: We have! Now people can hear awesome audio clips like our Sirius Satellite radio interview with Seth Rudetsky.
El: They can also see ultra attractive photos of us from the late 80's and early 90's.
Mel: All they have to do is entertain themselves by clicking on all of the fun little tabs at www.MelAndEl.com.
El: I've been clicking on those tabs a lot. I think it has contributed to my fatigue.
Mel: Well don't fall asleep before we tell everyone about our upcoming show!
El: Right! HEY EVERYONE! Wanna spend Labor Day weekend with us in New Hope, PA?
Mel: We're doing a special one night only engagement at Harlan's Cabaret in the lovely Nevermore Hotel.
El: You'll come, we'll sit by the pool, we'll have a nosh, then we'll sing some songs!
Mel: Go www.harlanscabaret.com for info. If you can't make it, tell anyone you know in the PA area. We'd love to meet your friends!
El: Yes! Then we can test our new fragrance on their pulse points.
Mel: It's called Mel & El: Smell.
El: Let's go finish choosing the top notes, shall we?
Mel: Let's.
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