Mel: El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: I had a dream last night that I ate bread.
El: Get out of me. Last night, I literally had a dream about eating a sandwich.
Mel: Do me a favor and do not describe that sandwich at all.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Vocabulary Lesson Number 16
MEL & EL VOCABULARY LESSON NUMBER 16
GAYJA VU \'gey-zhah 'voo\ noun: The uncanny or eerie experience of being sure you've met a particular gay man when you haven't. Or have you?
Monday, April 4, 2011
Sand and Glitter: A Gay Cruise Photo Essay
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| The Ask Me, Tell Me military-themed T-dance. We could totally be in the Army. |
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| Actually, they could totally be in the Army. |
Monday, March 28, 2011
Premiere Picture Porn!
Here are a sampling of pictures from the premiere of The Mel & El Show! We can't wait to share the actual episodes with you. Soon. Soon...
Monday, March 21, 2011
Is That A Tampon On Your Cupcake...
...or are you just happy to see me?
Monday, March 14, 2011
Stay. Tuned.
(I'm super relaxed. Mel should put on a baseball cap and squint.
Then she'd be super relaxed. Like me.)
Mel: Hey, El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: I'm so 'whelmed with all our upcoming stuff.
El: Don't be 'whelmed, be excited!
Mel: Is that the follow-up to Bobby McFerrin's one and only hit song?
El: You seriously need to update your pop culture references.
Monday, March 7, 2011
How We (Never) Learned To Drive
(Miss Daisy is frustrated because Hoke doesn't know how to drive. Just like Mel & El.)
We know it sounds entirely nutballs, but neither of us knows how to drive. To be clear, we're not saying that we don't like to drive or we prefer to have other people drive. We are saying we don't possess the skill of The Driving. We know we're very elderly and that this deficit makes us weirdly immature, but it is true. And there's no way to fix it.
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