Showing posts with label Pamela Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pamela Anderson. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

How To Relax

 
(Mel's actual Healthy Hockey Pucks...er...Flax Muffins.)
 
El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: What are you doing?
Mel: Making blueberry flax muffins with whey protein.
El: What? Really? Why would you do that?
Mel: Because they're healthy AND delicious.
El: What do they taste like?
Mel: Um...kind of like...if someone took a piece of cardboard and wiped a berry across it.
El: Great. Save some for me. (Don't save any for me).
Mel: But baking is my new way to relax.
El: Are you still panicking about your upcoming wedding?
Mel: Why would I be panicking less as it gets closer? You have no idea how to be an anxious person.
El: Oh, yes I do! I just have...different ways to relax.
Mel: Like what?
El: I'll tell you all about it at our show this Thursday when we premiere our self-lovin' song "Pamela Handerson"!
Mel: Why does everything have to be about sex with you?
El: Because everything is about sex.
Mel: Oh.
El: And flax.
Mel: Right!
El: Sex and Flax. I think we have the title for our next song.
 
The show is in 3 days! This THURSDAY, October 7TH!
Stop baking right now and make your reservation HERE before it's all sold out!

 
 MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period. 
 
with special guest comedian Poppi Kramer!
 
Thursday, October 7th, 7:30PM
Comix, 353 W. 14th Street, NYC
$10 (cash) at the door
Delicious food & drink available but not required

Monday, September 27, 2010

The M-Word

 
(Nope! That's not Mel OR El. It's a lady named Pamela Anderson.)
 
El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: Guess what's coming up?
Mel: Our show.
El: Yes. But that's not what I was thinking about. I'll give you a hint: Dum - Dum - Da Duuuuuuuuum!
Mel: My wedding.
El: Correct!
Mel: What if you weren't bringing that up right now? It's making me perspire.
El: But it's happening! And it's gonna be so much fun!
Mel: I can't think about the wedding until after we premiere our brand new song about you-know-what.
El: You mean our masturbation empowerment song entitled "Pamela Handerson"?
Mel: Now you've said the m-word & everyone is unsubscribing us from their blogroll.
El: Oh, c'mon! Everybody has done it, does it or is doing it right now.
Mel: Yeah, our snarky & sarcastic banter is sooooooo hot.
El: I'm not one hundred percent enjoying your tone right now.
Mel: I blame you and your incessant wedding march singing!
El: Mel?
Mel: Yes, El!
El: You're very cute when you're exasperated.
Mel: I hate you.
El: I love you, too.
 
The show is THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7TH!
Make your reservation here ASAP 'cause this thing keeps selling out.**


 
 MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period. 
 
with special guest comedian Poppi Kramer!
 
Thursday, October 7th, 7:30PM
Comix, 353 W. 14th Street, NYC
$10 (cash) at the door
Delicious food & drink available but not required
Reservations here!

** If you want to book a birthday group of 6 or more & have us create a personalized Rap for the Birthday Boy or Girl, please email us pronto at melandel@melandel.com & let us know! We're almost out of room for October Birthday Celebrations!