Beyonce needs to stop stealing Mel's maternity clothes.
El: Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: I just told everyone that you're pregnant.
Mel: WHAT?
El: There is no denying it. Your midsection could no longer be mistaken for a beer gut. There is a situation in there.
Mel: A boy situation. Oh, crap! Now I told everyone that it's a boy.
El: What's the big deal?
Mel: I just wanted to chat with Beyonce about it first.
El: Sure, you did.
Mel: Um...we are both due in February and, according to rumor, we are actually due on the same day. She is having a girl, and I think - if our babies are both straight - that they should marry each other. And I'd like to get something arranged sooner than later.
El: That's realistic. Maybe you could start by setting up a playdate.
Mel: Good point.
El: Or, you know, by existing on the same planet as Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Mel: Now I feel like you're mocking me.
El: Your elevated pregnancy hormones have made you very perceptive.
Mel: Honestly, Beyonce's fetus already has a Twitter account, so I really need to step up my game.
El: We can both step up your game after our NEXT SHOW!
Mel: I can never stay annoyed at you when you create such seamless segues.
El: Thanks, Mama.
Mel: Don't call me Mama.
El: Mama.
You have two more chances to see Mel & El
before a pregnancy-induced hiatus!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH is next!
Featuring special guests THE PARODIVAS!
Click here to make a reservation!
Mel & El: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period.
When: Thursday, November 17th at 7:00PM
Where: 92YTribeca, 200 Hudson Street at Canal, NYC
Tickets: $15, NO food or drink minimums
(but CRAZY delicious food and drink available!)
Featuring our adorable composer Patrick Spencer Bodd playing every instrument!
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Come celebrate a birthday, baby shower, bachelorette party or impending divorce at Mel & El: Our Time of the Month with a group of 5 or more and the Guest of Honor will receive a personalized rap by Mel & El during the show. It's fancy pants! Email melandel@melandel.com for more details!
P.S. Have you seen The MEL & EL SHOW yet? The brand new web series? Well, crap. Click that hotlink and enjoy bite-sized portions of Mel & El in the first three episodes!!
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She's a white woman with a black baby!
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