We're Back

MEL: Hey, El?
EL: Yes, Mel?
MEL: I'm glad that you have a baby now.
EL: It is always better when we are even.
MEL: So, I could not get out of bed this morning and when I finally walked
in to the living room, my two-year-old was watching porn.
EL: WHAT?
MEL: Well, it wasn't actual pornography, it was a Rihanna video.
EL: Same thing.
MEL: I'm pretty sure he now knows how to roll a blunt and get 
someone pregnant.
EL: Those are both valuable life skills.
MEL: Yeah, I just won Parenting.
EL: I am obviously lagging behind on Baby Charlie's education.
MEL: I don't think they recommend porn until six months old, so you're 
still on track.
EL: Thanks.
MEL: Can we stop talking about this now?
EL: Please.
MEL: We're doing a show!
EL: I know it!
MEL: Our first show where we are both entirely sleep deprived.
EL: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
MEL: I don't even know. Crazy things. Wonderful things.
EL: Funny things.
MEL: I'm sorry I didn't hear you, I was sleeping.

THE MEL & EL SHOW

Friday, April 25th at 7:00PM

Stage 72, 158 W. 72nd Street, NYC

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Reasons

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Dearest People,

Reasons to come:

1. It's in one week.

2. It's the last big one for awhile because El went and got herself knocked up.

3. Lots of brand new songs ABOUT things.

4. We'll be sad if we don't see you (like how our faces look above).

5. El is hormonal and unpredictable. Please help us keep her happy.

6. Mel doesn't get out much so at the show she might just do something INSANE.

That's enough reasons. We love you.

- Mel & El

P.S. Here's a fun interview we did about the show.

SAVE THE DATE

SAVE THE DATE

MEL & EL:

ADVANCED

MATERNAL AGE

Ars Nova

Monday, September 16th at 8PM

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P.S. CATCH US QUICK BEFORE EL GOES INTO LABOR.

Bey-by Crazy

Who wouldn't want to give birth while holding hands with this person? No one wouldn't.

Mel: El?

El: Yes, Mel? 
Mel: Did you hear that Beyonce and Jay-Z had their Bey-by?

Mel is pregnant. What's gonna happen?

Beyonce needs to stop stealing Mel's maternity clothes.

El: Mel?

Mel: Yes, El?

El: I just told everyone that you're pregnant.

Mel: WHAT?