You deserve all the happiness and joy.

This kind of Segway annoys the pants off of us. 

But we love the other kind (see below).

El: Hey, Mel?

Mel: Yes, El?
El: We got a LOT of guesses to our BIG ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST!
Mel: Ooh. Did anybody guess correctly?
El: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.
Mel: Well, that would put quite a damper on our next show...which is happening THIS Thursday in THREE DAYS!
El: Nice segue.
Mel: Thanks. I live for a nice segue.
El: Remind everyone that they deserve all the happiness and joy that only a Mel & El show can bring.
Mel: I think you just did.
El: Awesome.

Mel: We're being very efficient today. I like this day.
El: Me too.

Contest instructions:
Email melandel@melandel.com
Subject line: My Guess
In the body of the email, tell us what you think the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is, and see us after the show to claim your prize if you were right.

Mel & El: Our Time of the Month 

returns to 92YTribeca

THIS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH!

Click here to make a reservation!

  

Mel & El: Our Time of the Month

Really bloody funny. Period.

When: Thursday, September 15th at 7:00PM

Where: 92YTribeca, 200 Hudson Street at Canal, NYC

Tickets: $15, NO food or drink minimums 

(but CRAZY delicious food and drink available!)

Reservations here

Featuring our adorable composer Patrick Spencer Bodd playing every instrument!

Click HERE to make your reservation!

Madonna's (and Mel & El's) Announcement

Don't Madonna's cheekbones look like they want to make an announcement?

Mel: Hey, El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: We need something to entice people to come to the September 15th edition of Our Time of the Month.
El: Besides the fact that we didn't have an August show because we were performing on a gay cruise?
Mel: Yes.
El: Besides the fact that there won't be an October show because we will be taking Our Time of the Month to Los Angeles?
Mel: Yes.
El:  Tell them about the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 

Chips Ahoy and Cheez-Whiz

Dear New Yorkers and also The World,

We're so glad the destruction was less than expected, and now we've about had it with this hurricane. We don't need to hear anything more about it. Not from the news (except to learn when the subways will begin to run) and not from Facebook (except when we post a link about this blog post on Facebook). But, really, then...we're done. Done.

Ladies About Town

Obviously, we would like to see you at the next big, fat Mel & El: Our Time of the Month on Thursday, September 15th at 92YTribeca. It will be the bees knees. If you'd like to see our faces prior to that, you can come over to our apartments for lunch OR you can visit us at the following shows about town:

It's here. It's queer. And we have pictures.

Hello People! 

We just returned from two weeks floating around on a Gay Boat in Europe. There is literally nothing like a day wandering around Barcelona and returning to a giant cruise ship just in time to curl your hair and do a show for hundreds of delightful gay men (and three terrific lesbians). 

Here are quite a few pictures to give you a taste AND please join us at our next MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month on September 15th at 92YTribeca to hear all the fantastically gory details. 

XO,

Mel & El

 
The equivalent of a "My Name Is" tag on a gay cruise. This is Day 1.

Conversations While Cruising - Part 2

This is almost exactly what we wore while visiting Tunisia.

Mel: Hey, El?

El: Yes, Mel?

Mel: Tell me the one thing that has been even better than visiting Rome, Florence, Nice, Tunisia, Barcelona and Ibiza?

El: That's Bar-the-lona and Ibi-tha.

Mel: Yeah, yeah.

El: Um...the fact that you got to visit all of those places with me?

Conversations While Cruising - Part 1

And, to your left, you will see a bunch of rocks where people once did stuff.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?

El: I can't believe we're in Rome and about to set off on a gay cruise to many European destinations!

Mel: It's very exciting.

El: What should we be sure to put on our agenda?