Monday, March 26, 2012

Vocabulary Lesson Number 25


MEL & EL VOCABULARY LESSON NUMBER 25

FLAUGHULENCE \'flaf-yoo-'lentzn: the experience of unexpectedly releasing gas from one's self while enjoying a hearty laugh.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Guess what?

and do a show!

Mark your calendars. 

May 10th. 

7PM. 

92YTribeca. 

Mel & El: Our Time of the Month

 

Be there or...you will miss it.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Checking In

Nipples.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: How’s it going with the new baby?
Mel: It’s fantastic, thanks. We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.
El: Nice!
Mel: How’s it going with the new boyfriend?
El: Also fantastic! We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.
Mel: Aw… new love and new motherhood.
El: So many similarities.
Mel: So...many.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Vocabulary Lesson Number 24


MEL & EL VOCABULARY LESSON NUMBER 24

EX-UAL HARASSMENT \'ek-shoo-uhl  huh-'ras-muhnt\ n: the instance where an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend repeatedly pesters you in person or via social media in an attempt to reignite the relationship or just plain irritate you.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

We had a baby.

We are so excited to share that we had 
our very first Mel & El baby!

Colin Mathew Kinard
Born 2/21/12
9 pounds, 7 ounces
22 1/4 inches long

Colin is working on his smile.

Monday, February 20, 2012

We will yap. You may giggle.


We miss you, people. And since we consider this to be a healthy and symbiotic relationship, we like to imagine you also miss us. With that in mind, we were strolling through our Couch Clips and thought we would re-share a few of our favorites with you. 


Monday, February 13, 2012

Whitney

 There were hours spent scrutinizing the splatter paint background. That's love.
We are children of the late-80's/early-90's and grew up with a deep love for exactly the pop superstars you would imagine: Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. Mel also really loved Barry Manilow and El really loved Neil Diamond, but we blame that on our parents influence and don't think this should be held against us.