Monday, September 27, 2010

The M-Word

 
(Nope! That's not Mel OR El. It's a lady named Pamela Anderson.)
 
El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: Guess what's coming up?
Mel: Our show.
El: Yes. But that's not what I was thinking about. I'll give you a hint: Dum - Dum - Da Duuuuuuuuum!
Mel: My wedding.
El: Correct!
Mel: What if you weren't bringing that up right now? It's making me perspire.
El: But it's happening! And it's gonna be so much fun!
Mel: I can't think about the wedding until after we premiere our brand new song about you-know-what.
El: You mean our masturbation empowerment song entitled "Pamela Handerson"?
Mel: Now you've said the m-word & everyone is unsubscribing us from their blogroll.
El: Oh, c'mon! Everybody has done it, does it or is doing it right now.
Mel: Yeah, our snarky & sarcastic banter is sooooooo hot.
El: I'm not one hundred percent enjoying your tone right now.
Mel: I blame you and your incessant wedding march singing!
El: Mel?
Mel: Yes, El!
El: You're very cute when you're exasperated.
Mel: I hate you.
El: I love you, too.
 
The show is THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7TH!
Make your reservation here ASAP 'cause this thing keeps selling out.**


 
 MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period. 
 
with special guest comedian Poppi Kramer!
 
Thursday, October 7th, 7:30PM
Comix, 353 W. 14th Street, NYC
$10 (cash) at the door
Delicious food & drink available but not required
Reservations here!

** If you want to book a birthday group of 6 or more & have us create a personalized Rap for the Birthday Boy or Girl, please email us pronto at melandel@melandel.com & let us know! We're almost out of room for October Birthday Celebrations!


Monday, September 20, 2010

NOH8



Today we're entirely excited and honored to be in Washington, D.C. at a shoot for the NOH8 Campaign. If you're not familiar with it,  you can check out their website & the awesome pictures. Let us know what you think.


Love,
Mel & El

Monday, September 13, 2010

Love It or Loathe It?


The Raccoon Earmuff
(Is this Thandie Newton? Has she gotten to the raccoon earmuff modeling portion of her career yet?)

Love it or loathe it? We don't quite know. But it's starting to get chilly out and in honor of the Fall we bring you raccoon earmuffs.

On the one hand, they are like wearing opossums on the side of your head. What happens when these get rained or snowed on? We bet they don't look so Jellicle all matted down & drippy. Also, how do you wear any kind of muff let alone this gargantuan, furbee-esque one & still talk on your cell phone or listen to music?

On the other hand, they do look warm & cozy. Perhaps these are the perfect accent to a simple Winter's outfit. Perhaps they show a sense of daring or whimsy. Perhaps they make a large head look smaller. (Can you tell yet that Mel is writing this?)

Mel & El tend to think of their zany faces as their permanent accessories & so try to keep the rest of their look toned down. But, who knows? Maybe a zany face benefits from a furry friend to its left & right.

Will you be wearing these when the weather gets frightful? If you do wear them, will you feel the need to name them & feed them?

Please advise.