Monday, August 29, 2011

Chips Ahoy and Cheez-Whiz

Dear New Yorkers and also The World,

We're so glad the destruction was less than expected, and now we've about had it with this hurricane. We don't need to hear anything more about it. Not from the news (except to learn when the subways will begin to run) and not from Facebook (except when we post a link about this blog post on Facebook). But, really, then...we're done. Done.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Ladies About Town

Obviously, we would like to see you at the next big, fat Mel & El: Our Time of the Month on Thursday, September 15th at 92YTribeca. It will be the bees knees. If you'd like to see our faces prior to that, you can come over to our apartments for lunch OR you can visit us at the following shows about town:

Monday, August 15, 2011

It's here. It's queer. And we have pictures.

Hello People! 

We just returned from two weeks floating around on a Gay Boat in Europe. There is literally nothing like a day wandering around Barcelona and returning to a giant cruise ship just in time to curl your hair and do a show for hundreds of delightful gay men (and three terrific lesbians). 

Here are quite a few pictures to give you a taste AND please join us at our next MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month on September 15th at 92YTribeca to hear all the fantastically gory details. 

Mel & El
The equivalent of a "My Name Is" tag on a gay cruise. This is Day 1.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Conversations While Cruising - Part 2

This is almost exactly what we wore while visiting Tunisia.
Mel: Hey, El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: Tell me the one thing that has been even better than visiting Rome, Florence, Nice, Tunisia, Barcelona and Ibiza?
El: That's Bar-the-lona and Ibi-tha.
Mel: Yeah, yeah.
El: Um...the fact that you got to visit all of those places with me?

Monday, August 1, 2011

Conversations While Cruising - Part 1

And, to your left, you will see a bunch of rocks where people once did stuff.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: I can't believe we're in Rome and about to set off on a gay cruise to many European destinations!
Mel: It's very exciting.
El: What should we be sure to put on our agenda?