Drizzunk

Now that we are boring hausfraus with babies (ok, one baby), we don't get out much.  And we definitely don't party like we used to. Actually, we haven't "partied like we used to" in longer than we care to admit. In honor of our former lives, we share with you a video taken whilst performing on a gay cruise that encapsulates why it's probably best that we don't drink. Please to enjoy all of the eyelashes and slurring. Oh and language is NSFW!

It's here. It's queer. And we have pictures.

Hello People! 

We just returned from two weeks floating around on a Gay Boat in Europe. There is literally nothing like a day wandering around Barcelona and returning to a giant cruise ship just in time to curl your hair and do a show for hundreds of delightful gay men (and three terrific lesbians). 

Here are quite a few pictures to give you a taste AND please join us at our next MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month on September 15th at 92YTribeca to hear all the fantastically gory details. 

XO,

Mel & El

 
The equivalent of a "My Name Is" tag on a gay cruise. This is Day 1.

Conversations While Cruising - Part 2

This is almost exactly what we wore while visiting Tunisia.

Mel: Hey, El?

El: Yes, Mel?

Mel: Tell me the one thing that has been even better than visiting Rome, Florence, Nice, Tunisia, Barcelona and Ibiza?

El: That's Bar-the-lona and Ibi-tha.

Mel: Yeah, yeah.

El: Um...the fact that you got to visit all of those places with me?

Conversations While Cruising - Part 1

And, to your left, you will see a bunch of rocks where people once did stuff.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?

El: I can't believe we're in Rome and about to set off on a gay cruise to many European destinations!

Mel: It's very exciting.

El: What should we be sure to put on our agenda?

Sand and Glitter: A Gay Cruise Photo Essay

The Ask Me, Tell Me military-themed T-dance. We could totally be in the Army.

Actually, they could totally be in the Army.

We're On a Muthaf*****n Boat!

We just had to share that we're on a boat. A boat, people. A big ass boat in the middle of the Caribbean. A boat filled with thousands of lovely gay men who are gay cruisin'. And we're gonna perform for them all week. We're pretty flippin' excited about it & are taking turns singing Andy Samberg's "I'm On a Boat (ft. T-Pain)" - where Mel does the rap part - and reenacting Titanic - where El uses an ax to cut Mel free from her handcuffs in the bowels of the ship. The staff has asked us to stop doing both of those things.

We're thinking about you all the time & brought our camera and FlipCam to document every bit of ridiculousness and fun. We don't know what kind of ridiculousness and fun we're gonna document sailing around the Caribbean with 2,500 shirtless gay men, but we'll do our best.

In our absence, we hope...you will survive. And if you want to bring a small piece of us into your lives to fill the void, you can do so by clicking HERE to buy our invaluable CD - Mel & El: She's My Bitch - or click HERE to get tickets to our CD Release-A-Palooza at Joe's Pub on 4/4/10. Both things are not to be missed. And if you're lucky, at the show, we'll reenact the part in Titanic where Leo sketches Kate.*

XO

Mel & El

*That's never going to happen. But come anyway.