Sunday, November 30, 2008

A Very Mel & El Christmas

El: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Mel: Must you?

El: ...Jack Frost nosing at your nips.

Mel: Please.

El: It's almost Christmas, Mel! Get in the spirit.

Mel: It's only December 1st. I have ample time to summon spirit.

El: You don't, actually. We have shows coming up!

Mel: You mean the shows with strangely similar titles?

El: Yes. "A Very Gay Christmas" and "A Very Jeffrey Christmas".

Mel: Well I'll be spirited, but I won't sing carols.

El: No "Jingle Bells"?

Mel: No.

El: No "Frosty"?

Mel: No.

El: Will you at least sing "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" in Latin like Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey in "Beaches"?

Mel: I suppose I could get behind that.

El: Hallelujah!

Mel: Don't push it.

Becky Donohue's A Very Gay Christmas Discount!

A Very Jeffrey Christmas
A hilarious lineup of hysterical people including Jeffrey Johns, Danny
Leary, Vicki Ferentinos, Michael Brill and
Special Guest Stars Mel & El!
Monday, December 15th at 7PM
Don't Tell Mama - 343 W. 46th Street
$5 + 2 drinks, cash only

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Things That Say What They Are

El: I like a thing that tells you exactly what it is.

Mel: Say more about that.

El: Like the show "Cats". It's about cats and you know that going in.

Mel: I see what you mean.

El: I like when we do shows that say what they are.

Mel: So do I. Then we don't have to explain anything.

El: Right? I get exhausted from all of the explaining.

Mel: Totally. I tried to explain the title "Speed-the-Plow" to my mother the other day and I fell asleep in the middle of my own explanation.

El: You just fell right the hell asleep.

Mel: Who wouldn't?

El: Well it's a good thing our upcoming shows say what they are.

Mel: Tis. Tis a very good thing.

The Vicki Show
Hosted by Vicki Ferentinos
A fabulous show filled with hilarity and whimsy
starring Emmy Rivera, Jeffrey Johns, Michael Brill, Carolyn Castiglia, Robyn Fox
Musical Sensations Mel and El!

Saturday, November 22nd at 8:30pm
Don't Tell Mama - 343 West 46th Street

A Very Gay Christmas

Another thing that tells you what it is:!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Gay Life Expo

This Halloween, Mel dressed up as Drew Barrymore's character Gertie from the movie E.T. and El dressed up as Rainbow Brite.

Here is a photo:

You're welcome.

Get ready to thank us some more because guess what we got for every single one of you? FREE PASSES to the Gay Life Expo at the Javits Center this weekend. That's right! You can check us out on Sunday, November 16th at 2:30PM performing in The Comix Presents Hour with MC Scott Nevins, Hedda Lettuce and other funnies. To download the free admission flyer, go to and click on the 2008 Gay Life Expo logo. It's rainbow-y and pretty like El's Halloween costume.

See how everything is connected?