Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Plastic Surgery

There was a young lady named El
Whose nose job did not look so well
She'd spent beacoup bucks
On her nips and her tucks
And yet it continued to swell.

She chose to submerge her vexation
And go get a new operation
On November Thirty
She's gonna get purty
(and high off her pain medication).

But first, there's a show to be done.
It's her current nose's final one.
Come shout "Bye!" and "Ciao!"
As her shnozz takes its bow…
We promise it's gonna be fun!

(For those of you who need a reason
To come out in pre-holiday season,
We think you'll agree
That Buy-One-Get-One-Free
Is certainly thoroughly pleasin'.)

To take advantage of Mel & El's generous BOGO offer for their Wednesday, November 28th at 9:30PM performance, click here to go to The Duplex's reservation form and enter the code "NOSE" in the email address box.

Don't say we never gave you anything,

Mel & El

Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Conversation

El: What are you doing Wednesday night?

Mel: Which Wednesday night?

El: November 7th.

Mel: A show.

El: You're seeing a show? Which one? I heard "Xanadu" is supposed to be really good!

Mel: I'm not seeing a show. We're DOING a show. At The Duplex.

El: Oh yeah! Is anyone coming to that?

Mel: I don't know, but they should.

El: They TOTALLY should.

Mel: Someone should tell them. NOT IT!

El: Damn you! You always call "not it" first.

Mel: Heh heh. I type faster.

El: Shut up. So what am I telling all the people?

Mel: That we have a show at The Duplex on Wednesday, November 7th at 7PM, and they can make reservations here.

El: HA!

Mel: What?

El: I tricked you. I just got you to tell them all the details. Sucka.

Mel: What are you, twelve?

El: Yes. Yes I am.