Plastic Surgery

There was a young lady named El

Whose nose job did not look so well

She'd spent beacoup bucks

On her nips and her tucks

And yet it continued to swell.

She chose to submerge her vexation

And go get a new operation

On November Thirty

She's gonna get purty

(and high off her pain medication).

But first, there's a show to be done.

It's her current nose's final one.

Come shout "Bye!" and "Ciao!"

As her shnozz takes its bow…

We promise it's gonna be fun!

(For those of you who need a reason

To come out in pre-holiday season,

We think you'll agree

That Buy-One-Get-One-Free

Is certainly thoroughly pleasin'.)

To take advantage of Mel & El's generous BOGO offer for their Wednesday, November 28th at 9:30PM performance, click here to go to The Duplex's reservation form and enter the code "NOSE" in the email address box.

Don't say we never gave you anything,

Mel & El