El: How many Caption Contest entries did we get?
Mel: A lot.
El: Were they funny?
Mel: Yes.
El: Were they as funny as we are?
Mel: Don't be conceited.
El: Sorry.
Mel: I forgive you... this time.
El: Did we pick a winner?
Mel: No.
El: Why not? I'm super-excited to give out our free tickets and post a hilarious caption on MySpace!!!
Mel: I'm gonna need you to chill out.
El: I'm chill!
Mel: You're not. You've used four exclamation points in the last two seconds.
El: I. Am. Chill. I am chill.
Mel: Good.
El: So, who's the winner?
Mel: There is no winner yet. The deadline for entries isn't until the end of the day on Wednesday, December 19th.
El: You mean people still have a chance to come up with a hilarious caption to accompany one of the attached photos?
Mel: Yes.
El: Well if I were those people, I'd be stoked!!!
Mel: You're doing it again with the punctuation.
El: Crap burgers.
Mel: Now you have to be punished.
El: What's my punishment this time?
Mel: You have to remind people to come to our show.
El: Which one?
Mel: The one this Friday at The Duplex at 9:30PM.
El: Ha! You always fall for that! You're such a schmo!
Mel: I HATE you.
El: You love me.
Mel: Post the reservations link before I cut you.
El: With your shank?
Mel: Yes.
El: This is the link. Enter the code SCHMO into the space where it asks for a phone number to get HALF PRICE TICKETS!!!
Mel: I seriously wonder sometimes why we're friends.
El: Because we can both recite the movie "Beaches" line for line.
Mel: Yeah. I guess that must be it.
Mel: A lot.
El: Were they funny?
Mel: Yes.
El: Were they as funny as we are?
Mel: Don't be conceited.
El: Sorry.
Mel: I forgive you... this time.
El: Did we pick a winner?
Mel: No.
El: Why not? I'm super-excited to give out our free tickets and post a hilarious caption on MySpace!!!
Mel: I'm gonna need you to chill out.
El: I'm chill!
Mel: You're not. You've used four exclamation points in the last two seconds.
El: I. Am. Chill. I am chill.
Mel: Good.
El: So, who's the winner?
Mel: There is no winner yet. The deadline for entries isn't until the end of the day on Wednesday, December 19th.
El: You mean people still have a chance to come up with a hilarious caption to accompany one of the attached photos?
Mel: Yes.
El: Well if I were those people, I'd be stoked!!!
Mel: You're doing it again with the punctuation.
El: Crap burgers.
Mel: Now you have to be punished.
El: What's my punishment this time?
Mel: You have to remind people to come to our show.
El: Which one?
Mel: The one this Friday at The Duplex at 9:30PM.
El: Ha! You always fall for that! You're such a schmo!
Mel: I HATE you.
El: You love me.
Mel: Post the reservations link before I cut you.
El: With your shank?
Mel: Yes.
El: This is the link. Enter the code SCHMO into the space where it asks for a phone number to get HALF PRICE TICKETS!!!
Mel: I seriously wonder sometimes why we're friends.
El: Because we can both recite the movie "Beaches" line for line.
Mel: Yeah. I guess that must be it.
Click HERE to make a reservaton for MEL & EL: THIS SHOW RHYMES at The Duplex on Friday, December 21st at 9:30PM AND DON'T FORGET TO ENTER THE CODE "SCHMO" for $7.50 tickets!!!
Visit us at www.myspace.com/thisshowrhymes.
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