Monday, January 30, 2012

Ooh! One more thing.

We had the total pleasure of doing an interview with Alexandra Gray of The Gloc - Gorgeous Ladies of Comedy - and wanted to share it with you. We chat about our most embarrassing gigs, how everyone thinks we're a lesbian couple and, of course, Bridesmaids!

Check it out right now or save it until you're procrastinating doing whatever it is you're supposed to be doing. That's the only way we ever get stuff done.

Also, if you haven't already, you should totally watch the first three episodes of our nutsy web series. If you HAVE watched it, you should now forward this email to your five favorite people and tell THEM to watch it. God, we're pushy.

Monday, January 23, 2012


"Why do Meryl Streep and I have to have careers at the same time?"
El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: Did you watch the Golden Globes?
Mel: I did. It's one of the only awards shows I can still manage to get through.
El: Agreed.
Mel: The love of our lives, Madonna, was a total freak show as usual.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Vocabulary Lesson Number 23


DELUSIONS OF MANDEUR \'di-'loo-zhuhnz  uhv 'man-jer\ n: a false belief (common in paranoia) that your future partner is going to be much more powerful, influential and perfect than they could ever actually be.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Bey-by Crazy

Who wouldn't want to give birth while holding hands with this person? No one wouldn't.
Mel: El?
El: Yes, Mel? 
Mel: Did you hear that Beyonce and Jay-Z had their Bey-by?

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Vocabulary Lesson Number 22


* Today's lesson is more of a suggestion based on the unbelievable boredom we currently feel with seeing "LOL" written ever. 
It's a New Year. We need to switch it up.

LOTO \'lot-ohn: acronym which stands for Laughing On The Outside most often called upon to be used during electronic communication. Variations include LOTI (Laughing On The Inside) and L (Laughing) which we believe is all that's necessary when experiencing humor. Alternatively, one could just choose to physically laugh and move on. Or write "ha".