Sunday, November 30, 2008

A Very Mel & El Christmas

El: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Mel: Must you?

El: ...Jack Frost nosing at your nips.

Mel: Please.

El: It's almost Christmas, Mel! Get in the spirit.

Mel: It's only December 1st. I have ample time to summon spirit.

El: You don't, actually. We have shows coming up!

Mel: You mean the shows with strangely similar titles?

El: Yes. "A Very Gay Christmas" and "A Very Jeffrey Christmas".

Mel: Well I'll be spirited, but I won't sing carols.

El: No "Jingle Bells"?

Mel: No.

El: No "Frosty"?

Mel: No.

El: Will you at least sing "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" in Latin like Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey in "Beaches"?

Mel: I suppose I could get behind that.

El: Hallelujah!

Mel: Don't push it.

Becky Donohue's A Very Gay Christmas Discount!

A Very Jeffrey Christmas
A hilarious lineup of hysterical people including Jeffrey Johns, Danny
Leary, Vicki Ferentinos, Michael Brill and
Special Guest Stars Mel & El!
Monday, December 15th at 7PM
Don't Tell Mama - 343 W. 46th Street
$5 + 2 drinks, cash only

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