El: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
Mel: Must you?
El: ...Jack Frost nosing at your nips.
Mel: Please.
El: It's almost Christmas, Mel! Get in the spirit.
Mel: It's only December 1st. I have ample time to summon spirit.
El: You don't, actually. We have shows coming up!
Mel: You mean the shows with strangely similar titles?
El: Yes. "A Very Gay Christmas" and "A Very Jeffrey Christmas".
Mel: Well I'll be spirited, but I won't sing carols.
El: No "Jingle Bells"?
Mel: No.
El: No "Frosty"?
Mel: No.
El: Will you at least sing "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" in Latin like Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey in "Beaches"?
Mel: I suppose I could get behind that.
El: Hallelujah!
Mel: Don't push it.
Becky Donohue's A Very Gay Christmas Discount!
A Very Jeffrey Christmas
A hilarious lineup of hysterical people including Jeffrey Johns, Danny
Leary, Vicki Ferentinos, Michael Brill and
Special Guest Stars Mel & El!
Monday, December 15th at 7PM
Don't Tell Mama - 343 W. 46th Street
$5 + 2 drinks, cash only
www.donttellmama.com
212.757.0788
A Very Jeffrey Christmas
A hilarious lineup of hysterical people including Jeffrey Johns, Danny
Leary, Vicki Ferentinos, Michael Brill and
Special Guest Stars Mel & El!
Monday, December 15th at 7PM
Don't Tell Mama - 343 W. 46th Street
$5 + 2 drinks, cash only
www.donttellmama.com
212.757.0788
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