Thursday, November 22, 2012


This is how Lindsay feels when she doesn't get a side dish.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Mel: Family. You?
El: Same.
Mel: It's nice that we can be with family.
El: It IS nice. But I also wish we could spend it together.
Mel: Me too, but that would be a disaster.
El: Why?
Mel: Because eating salad from Pret a Manger is not Thanksgiving.
El: Are you saying we aren't capable of doing anything fancier than grabbing healthy-branded fast food?
Mel: That is correct. And I'm not willing to give up Side Dishes.
El: As usual, you have a point.
Mel: Thanks.
El: Should we at least watch Liz & Dick while talking on the phone together on Sunday night?
Mel: Lindsay Lohan making Lifetime movies is the thing for which I am most grateful.
El: I'll take that as a yes.
Mel: Take it as a "hell yes".
El: Happy Thanksgiving, Mel.
Mel: Happy Thanksgiving, El.

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