Purveyors of Panties

El: Mel, I have a great idea!

Mel: What is it?

El: You know how we give away a pair of thong panties to one lucky winner after each show?

Mel: Yes.

El: Well, what if we make the thongs available for sale so that anyone who wants them can have a pair?

Mel: Actually, I already thought of that. I created a store on our website where people can buy thongs, boxers and Fagnet magnets.

El: Wow. You're psychic. Thanks for doing that!

Mel: No prob.

El: Well I have another idea. A few people have been asking if there's anywhere they can go to download our music. What if we created a music store as well?

Mel: I already did that, too. It's up on our website AND our MySpace.

El: Hm. So it is. Well here's something you haven't thought of... a blog! Everyone who's anyone has a blog.

Mel: I anticipated the need for that as well and took the liberty of creating a blog which is also accessible via our web page.

El: What the hell? Have you been reading my diary or something?

Mel: No. You talk in your sleep.

El: What are you doing watching me sleep?

Mel: Ssh... don't worry about it.

ONLY TWO SHOWS LEFT!

"Mel & El: This Show Rhymes" has been running for over a year. If you haven't seen it yet, get thee to the reservations page. Now, silly!

Saturday, May 31st at 10PM and

Saturday, June 21st at 10PM
The Duplex
61 Christopher Street at Seventh Ave.
Tickets: $15 plus 2 drink minimum

Reservations: www.theduplex.com

or (212) 255-5438

* "Mel & El: This Show Rhymes" was Originally produced with the support of Cannery Works, Spencer Chandler, Artistic Director. www.canneryworks.org

* Mel & El photos courtesy of Trevor Oswalt Photography. www.trevoroswalt.com