Showing posts with label Panties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Panties. Show all posts

Monday, March 29, 2010

Viva La Revolucion!


Hey. This is Mel. El & I are up to our ears in preparations for our big, fat Joe's Pub show this coming Sunday. It was time to be all clever 'n shiz on our blog and we realized all of our Clever Juice had been used up in our extensive rehearsals. I hate when the Clever Juice runs out and I no longer have any kind of personality. It's boring to the people around me and, mostly, my own self.

That said, I want to mention on the blog (because I don't think mentioning things via Facebook or Twitter is nearly enough) that at our show in New Hope, PA last night someone bought the "Get Out" panties off of El's...own self. She had worn them in the show and now they are in a very lovely and brave ladies house. I hope she has a washer/dryer. Or a sink. And that the panties are currently in one of those places. I don't know if the selling of the underwear officially makes us hookers or officially makes us really smart.

But that was not our only rock-star moment last night. We also had the first two people in the history of our show walk out midway through! They were older folks (which is irrelevant as many an old folk has enjoyed our business). We might have discussed some lurid details from a particular moment we experienced in a steam room during our recent gig on a Gay Cruise and that might have been a little...much....for this nice couple. I don't blame them one bit for clinging to each other for their lives and then running out. That's the exact same reaction El & I had in the steam room (clinging, running). But now we'd like to be referred to as Mel & El Guevara* because we are pretty much rabid revolutionaries. We speak our minds people. And the (geriatric) man can't keep us down no more. 

In conclusion, we are now hookers who sell our panties and political activists who will not be appreciated in our own time. It's hard to be as complex as we are, but we're coping. If you wanna cope with us live and in person, come down to Joe's Pub this coming Sunday (which is also called Easter in some circles) and join us for MEL & EL: She's My Bitch (The CD Release-A-Palooza). It's gonna change the world.

XO
Mel (& El)

*I'm sure I just offended someone by glorifying the name of Che Guevara. But, apparently, a lot of kids on St. Marks think he's cool enough to put on a t-shirt, and I did Evita in High School and Che Guevara has a really good singing voice. Also I sat through all 18 hours of the Steven Soderbergh movie version of Che's life when it was in the movie theatre and I'm pretty sure that gives me license to toss around his name even though I still don't have a firm grasp on where he falls on the moral landscape. I'm gonna go call Mandy Patinkin and see what he thinks.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Panties

El: Let's announce the winner of the thong panties from our Comix show.

Mel: Don't say "panties".

El: Why not?

Mel: People don't like that word.

El: I'm a person and I like it.

Mel: Yeah, but you're a person who also likes the word "moist" and I find
it intolerable.

El: Is it intolerable in all instances?

Mel: Yes.

El: What about moist brownies?

Mel: No.

El: Moist towelette?

Mel: Stop it.

El: Moist panties.

Mel: You are my enemy.

El: I have found your kryptonite!

Mel: The winner of the thong UNDERWEAR is Sarah Kaplan. Thanks to
everyone who came to the show. We had a total blast.

El: Enjoy your panties, Sarah. Don't put them in the dryer or
they'll shrink. Better to keep them moist.

Mel: I wish I knew how to quit you.



This is our business card. Hire us for something.



This was our favorite sign at the Equality March in Washington, D.C.




El thinks Mel looked very stylish with her flag.




Mel thinks El looked adorable with hers.



Sunday, May 25, 2008

Purveyors of Panties



El: Mel, I have a great idea!



Mel: What is it?


El: You know how we give away a pair of thong panties to one lucky winner after each show?


Mel: Yes.


El: Well, what if we make the thongs available for sale so that anyone who wants them can have a pair?


Mel: Actually, I already thought of that. I created a store on our website where people can buy thongs, boxers and Fagnet magnets.


El: Wow. You're psychic. Thanks for doing that!


Mel: No prob.


El: Well I have another idea. A few people have been asking if there's anywhere they can go to download our music. What if we created a music store as well?


Mel: I already did that, too. It's up on our website AND our MySpace.



El: Hm. So it is. Well here's something you haven't thought of... a blog! Everyone who's anyone has a blog.


Mel: I anticipated the need for that as well and took the liberty of creating a blog which is also accessible via our web page.


El: What the hell? Have you been reading my diary or something?


Mel: No. You talk in your sleep.


El: What are you doing watching me sleep?


Mel: Ssh... don't worry about it.





ONLY TWO SHOWS LEFT!




"Mel & El: This Show Rhymes" has been running for over a year. If you haven't seen it yet, get thee to the reservations page. Now, silly!


Saturday, May 31st at 10PM and
Saturday, June 21st at 10PM
The Duplex
61 Christopher Street at Seventh Ave.
Tickets: $15 plus 2 drink minimum

Reservations: www.theduplex.com
or (212) 255-5438



* "Mel & El: This Show Rhymes" was Originally produced with the support of Cannery Works, Spencer Chandler, Artistic Director. www.canneryworks.org
* Mel & El photos courtesy of Trevor Oswalt Photography. www.trevoroswalt.com