Showing posts with label She's My Bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label She's My Bitch. Show all posts

Monday, April 5, 2010

Big News

 

Joe's Pub was a blast! We're so thankful to all of you that made it out. You made it a very special night. For those of you that couldn't be there, we offer this gift: A VERY SERIOUS (2 Minute) FILM that opened the show.

After watching that film, you may become deeply inspired. Due to said inspiration, you might choose to get your very own copy of MEL & EL: SHE'S MY BITCH.

Then you might say to yourself, "your name here, I wish I could see those hilarious & beautiful ladies in person. Maybe they are performing at a sexy downtown event to benefit Marriage Equality for the ACLU." And, your name here, you'd be right:


And, finally, our big news! You might be wondering what the heck to do on Thursday, May 6th at 7:30PM. We're very excited to tell you that you'll be seeing the premiere of our brand new monthly show at Comix:

MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month

There will be hilarious guests, cheapy cheap drink specials and the in-your-crotch comedy & music you've come to know & love from us cheeky gals. It's just 10 American dollars at the door. No minimums. No nonsense. It's cheap! It's easy! It's our time of the month.

XO
Mel & El

Monday, March 29, 2010

Viva La Revolucion!


Hey. This is Mel. El & I are up to our ears in preparations for our big, fat Joe's Pub show this coming Sunday. It was time to be all clever 'n shiz on our blog and we realized all of our Clever Juice had been used up in our extensive rehearsals. I hate when the Clever Juice runs out and I no longer have any kind of personality. It's boring to the people around me and, mostly, my own self.

That said, I want to mention on the blog (because I don't think mentioning things via Facebook or Twitter is nearly enough) that at our show in New Hope, PA last night someone bought the "Get Out" panties off of El's...own self. She had worn them in the show and now they are in a very lovely and brave ladies house. I hope she has a washer/dryer. Or a sink. And that the panties are currently in one of those places. I don't know if the selling of the underwear officially makes us hookers or officially makes us really smart.

But that was not our only rock-star moment last night. We also had the first two people in the history of our show walk out midway through! They were older folks (which is irrelevant as many an old folk has enjoyed our business). We might have discussed some lurid details from a particular moment we experienced in a steam room during our recent gig on a Gay Cruise and that might have been a little...much....for this nice couple. I don't blame them one bit for clinging to each other for their lives and then running out. That's the exact same reaction El & I had in the steam room (clinging, running). But now we'd like to be referred to as Mel & El Guevara* because we are pretty much rabid revolutionaries. We speak our minds people. And the (geriatric) man can't keep us down no more. 

In conclusion, we are now hookers who sell our panties and political activists who will not be appreciated in our own time. It's hard to be as complex as we are, but we're coping. If you wanna cope with us live and in person, come down to Joe's Pub this coming Sunday (which is also called Easter in some circles) and join us for MEL & EL: She's My Bitch (The CD Release-A-Palooza). It's gonna change the world.

XO
Mel (& El)

*I'm sure I just offended someone by glorifying the name of Che Guevara. But, apparently, a lot of kids on St. Marks think he's cool enough to put on a t-shirt, and I did Evita in High School and Che Guevara has a really good singing voice. Also I sat through all 18 hours of the Steven Soderbergh movie version of Che's life when it was in the movie theatre and I'm pretty sure that gives me license to toss around his name even though I still don't have a firm grasp on where he falls on the moral landscape. I'm gonna go call Mandy Patinkin and see what he thinks.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Our album has DROPPED!!



El: Yo yo yo, whassuppp? Party people in da hizzouse!

Mel: Why are you talking like that?

El: Look who it is! It's M to the E to the L! That's so dope!


Mel: Who are you and what have you done with El?

El: You crazy beeatch! I'm right here. It's DJ El, here to say that our album has officially DROPPED.

Mel: Oh, I see what's going on now.

El: Holla!!!

Mel: El... it's not a hip hop album, it's a comedy album. With funny songs. So you don't need to... front.

El: Why you trippin'?

Mel: I am not tripping.

El: You be mad trippin', yo. Why don't you just hop on da bus and give our record the wicked props it deserves?

Mel: Fine.

El: Do it!

Mel: FINE! Hey, y'all! You wanna get wiggity wiggity whack wit some hilarious... songs? Yeah, das' right! Clickety click on itunes or sumpthin' and... buy our album. 'Cause it dropped! Peace! Word! Other words!

El: That was... yeah... why don't you just tell them where to click to get the thing.

Mel: CLICK HERE MY PEEPS! CLICKETY CLACK CLA-DOW!

El: You're very talented.

Mel: Thank you.



MEL & EL: SHE'S MY BITCH
Now available on iTunes and CD Baby
Click HERE to BUY NOW!


Monday, November 30, 2009

Mel & El Gone Bad

El: I'm so excited that we finally have our very own CD to sell!

Mel: I know. It makes us so REAL.

El: We're like Tenacious D.


Mel: We're like Flight of the Conchords.

El: We're like Metallica.

Mel: But NOT.

El: Let's tell people where they  can buy this amazing compilation of our hilarious and wonderful songs.

Mel: Ok! People: you can buy this amazing compilation of our hilarious and wonderful songs at any of our upcoming live gigs.

El: And you will also be able to buy it online SOON!

Mel: But not just yet.

El: We're playing hard to get.

Mel: You know you want it but you can't have it.

El: Our CD's lack of online availability gives you blue balls, doesn't it? Does it hurt? You gonna cry? You gonna CRY???

Mel: El!

El: What?

Mel: You always take it one step too far.

El: Am I punished?

Mel: Yes.

El: You gonna hit me? You gonna spank me? Aw, yeah... do it hard.

Mel: I don't know why I'm friends with you.





MEL & EL will be guest starring in Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad 
at 45 Bleecker throughout the month of December!

Tuesday, December 1st at 8PM
Wednesday, December 9th at 8PM
Thursday, December 10th at 8PM
Saturday, December 19th at 10PM
Saturday, January 2nd at 8PM



Come join us!