El: I’m sad, Mel.
Mel: Tell me why.
El: I can’t remember what our audience looks like.
Mel: They look like people.
El: I know that, but I can’t picture their faces. I want to see their faces!
Mel: Can’t you just picture them in your mind’s eye?
El: I don’t know how.
Mel: I’ll help you. Close your eyes…
El: They’re closed.
Mel: Now imagine the most attractive people that you have ever seen…
El: Oh that's nice. I see Clive Owen and Angelina Jolie and Jake Gyllenhaal …
Mel: Maybe a little less attractive than that.
El: Ok. I see Michael and Jenny and Sandy and Rich…wow! This is just like the magic mirror from Romper Room!
Mel: Are you un-sad now?
El: No. Now I just miss them more. I want to see them in person.
Mel: Then you know what to do.
El: Offer them a discount to our next gig?
Mel: Correct.
Comix Musical Revue:
An evening with New York's top-rated musical comedy performers.
Tuesday, September 2nd at 8PM
Comix - 353 West 14th Street
Advance tickets - $15
Day of show tickets - $20
Thursday, September 11th at 9:30PM
The Duplex - 61 Christopher Street
$10 + 2 drink minimum
Wanna buy a pair of panties and attach them to your fridge with a magnet, all the while singing along to a recording of "Fagnet"?
Go to www.MelAndEl.com to figure out how.
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