Monday, August 30, 2010

The Cod

(This is not the WASP that El is referring to, but it's still an important WASP.) 
Mel: El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: I'm really glad I got back from The Cape (or as I like to call it "The Cod") in time for our show.
El: Me too. It would have sucked to do the "and El Show".
Mel: Also, I don't really belong on The Cod.
El: Why not?
Mel: Well, all of the vacationers there were very lovely & didn't gesture wildly with their hands & didn't have large facial features.
El: You mean, they were WASP-y?
Mel: Yes, but I wasn't going to say it like that.
El: Was everyone doing a lot of nouns as verbs?
Mel: What?
El: Like, did they "boat" and "bike" 'n stuff?
Mel: YES! And they called lobsters "lob-lobs".
El: How can you call it a "lob-lob" and then eat it?
Mel: Exactly!
El: Well, I'm glad you're back in a place where you can be your slightly disheveled, loud, big-mouthed self and do a show where we talk about vaginas 'n stuff.
Mel: Our show is so much more than that.
El: Sure. Sure it is.
The show is THIS THURSDAY - 3 days away - so make your res here for 3 reasons:

1. It's the most fantastic way to kick off your Labor Day Weekend.
2. You'll be the first to hear our brand new song "Facebook is Evil".
3. We promise to never say "lob-lob".

Mel & EL: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period. 
with special guest comedian Poppi Kramer!

Thursday, September 2nd, 7:30PM
Comix, 353 W. 14th Street, NYC
$10 (cash) at the door
Delicious food & drink available but not required

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