Don't Madonna's cheekbones look like they want to make an announcement?
Mel: Hey, El?
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: We need something to entice people to come to the September 15th edition of Our Time of the Month.
El: Besides the fact that we didn't have an August show because we were performing on a gay cruise?
Mel: Yes.
El: Besides the fact that there won't be an October show because we will be taking Our Time of the Month to Los Angeles?
Mel: Yes.
El: Tell them about the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: We need something to entice people to come to the September 15th edition of Our Time of the Month.
El: Besides the fact that we didn't have an August show because we were performing on a gay cruise?
Mel: Yes.
El: Besides the fact that there won't be an October show because we will be taking Our Time of the Month to Los Angeles?
Mel: Yes.
El: Tell them about the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Mel: Sssh! If you're not careful, you're gonna give it away.
El: I'm not going to MAKE the announcement here, I just want them to know that there will BE an announcement.
Mel: Do you think that's enticing enough?
El: I do. Yes.
El: I'm not going to MAKE the announcement here, I just want them to know that there will BE an announcement.
Mel: Do you think that's enticing enough?
El: I do. Yes.
Mel: Sweet.
El: Maybe we should make a contest out of it.
Mel: Oooh... I hate contests. They give me anxiety.
El: But I think people should guess what they think The Big Announcement is, email their guess to us, and then come to the show to find out if they were right.
Mel: And then what?
El: AND, if they were right, they get a prize!
Mel: But they have to come to the show to claim their prize.
El: Yes.
Mel: And we won't tell them what the prize is ahead of time?
El: Nope, they have to trust us.
Mel: It's devious, and that's sexy. I like it.
El: I thought you might.
El: Maybe we should make a contest out of it.
Mel: Oooh... I hate contests. They give me anxiety.
El: But I think people should guess what they think The Big Announcement is, email their guess to us, and then come to the show to find out if they were right.
Mel: And then what?
El: AND, if they were right, they get a prize!
Mel: But they have to come to the show to claim their prize.
El: Yes.
Mel: And we won't tell them what the prize is ahead of time?
El: Nope, they have to trust us.
Mel: It's devious, and that's sexy. I like it.
El: I thought you might.
Contest instructions:
Email melandel@melandel.com
Subject line: My Guess
In the body of the email, tell us what you think the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is, and see us after the show to claim your prize if you were right.
Email melandel@melandel.com
Subject line: My Guess
In the body of the email, tell us what you think the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is, and see us after the show to claim your prize if you were right.
They can't get enough of us...so we're doing it again!
Mel & El: Our Time of the Month
returns to 92YTribeca
NEXT THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15TH!
Click here to make a reservation!
Mel & El: Our Time of the Month
Really bloody funny. Period.
When: Thursday, September 15th at 7:00PM
Where: 92YTribeca, 200 Hudson Street at Canal, NYC
Tickets: $15, NO food or drink minimums
(but CRAZY delicious food and drink available!)
Reservations here
Featuring our adorable composer Patrick Spencer Bodd
playing every instrument!
Click HERE to make your reservation!
*** Come celebrate a birthday, anniversary or impending divorce at Mel & El: Our Time of the Month with a group of 6 or more and the Guest of Honor will receive a personalized rap by Mel & El during the show. It's fancy pants! Email melandel@melandel.com for more details! ***
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