I don't know...what to do...with this.
MEL: Hey, El?
EL: Yes, Mel?
MEL: Did you complete your taxes?
EL: No, but I did catch up on last week's episode of The Voice.
MEL: As all people should.
EL: The talent to hot mess ratio is skewed a little bit this season.
MEL: And that's just when you consider the judges.
EL: Blake McCountry always wants to 'mentor' tiny blond girls.
EL: And there really is nothing to say about Cee Lo and his cat.
MEL: Or there is everything to say.
EL: Exactly.
MEL: Also, Smash.
EL: Go on.
MEL: There isn't enough time in the day to sum up my feelings about it.
EL: Feelings about Smash should never be summed up.
MEL: They should be deeply explored and laid out in paragraph form.
EL: Speaking of musical comedy, are you all ready for our SHOW IN A FEW WEEKS?
MEL: My baby still won't take a bottle, so no.
EL: Are you gonna have to breastfeed him during the show?
MEL: Probably. We can call it performance art.
EL: Or we can call it Topless Comedy and sell a few extra tickets!
MEL: I'm too exhausted to fight you on this one. Go for it.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Boys and girls...
Step right up and get your tickets!
TOPLESS COMEDY.
ALL NIGHT LONG.
May 10th.
7PM.
92YTribeca.
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