Checking In

Nipples.

El: Hey, Mel?

Mel: Yes, El?

El: How’s it going with the new baby?

Mel: It’s fantastic, thanks. We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.

El: Nice!

Mel: How’s it going with the new boyfriend?

El: Also fantastic! We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.

Mel: Aw… new love and new motherhood.

El: So many similarities.

Mel: So...many.

Shmalentine's Day

Valentine’s Day, like most holidays, is one of those times of the year when you’re meant to account for what you’ll be doing, where you’ll be doing it and who you’ll be doing it to. This could make a girl feel instantly anxious. V-Day creeps up on you just when you’ve finally started to come to terms with your SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) and to get rid of your Christmastime bloat (be it credit card related or mid-section related or both). There are lots of ways to interface with this holiday and we’d like to outline them for you as a means to soothe your nervous stomach: