Monday, March 12, 2012

Checking In

Nipples.

El: Hey, Mel?
Mel: Yes, El?
El: How’s it going with the new baby?
Mel: It’s fantastic, thanks. We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.
El: Nice!
Mel: How’s it going with the new boyfriend?
El: Also fantastic! We spend all our time together, I barely sleep, and my nipples have never seen so much action.
Mel: Aw… new love and new motherhood.
El: So many similarities.
Mel: So...many.

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