Scare Tactics!

You know what this isn't? Cookies.

We would never use scare tactics to help motivate you to come to our show unless by scare tactics you mean cookies. You have another day to enter the MEL & EL COOKIE CONTEST** (all details below)!

And, in conclusion, this Thursday!

Get your tickets HERE

With our very famous special guest Ophira Eisenberg (NPR's Ask Me Another, The Moth)

INFO & TICKETS

THURSDAY, JULY 12TH (That is so soon!)

7PM (The correct time for stories and songs!)

92YTRIBECA (A place you should go more often!)

MAKE A RES

** Enter to win "MEL & EL'S CODEFRIENDENT COOKIES" from the Mason Jar Cookie Company at our next show:

1) Purchase your ticket for MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month at 92YTribeca this coming Thurdsay, July 12th!

2) Send us an email (melandel@melandel.com) or Facebook message with your ending to the sentence "Cookies are almost as good as friends because..."

3) The best answer-er will be announced at the show and receive their mason jar of goodies.

C is for Cookies! (And Contest!)

Dear Friends,

Even though on Sesame Street they have been forced to start explaining to kids that cookies are a "sometimes" food and not something to binge on like a maniacal monster, we still love them. Cookies, that is.

In light of this cookie love, we offer you the MEL & EL COOKIE CONTEST where you can win our very own cookie blend from the Mason Jar Cookie Company called "MEL & EL'S CODEFRIENDENT COOKIES". Delicious? Delicious.

Here's how to enter to win:

1) Purchase your ticket for MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month at 92YTribeca this coming Thurdsay, July 12th!

2) Send us an email (melandel@melandel.com) or Facebook message with your ending to the sentence "Cookies are almost as good as friends because..."

3) The best answer-er will be announced at the show and receive their mason jar of goodies.

This is gonna taste so good, you guys.

Spread the word!

XO,

Mel & El

Basically, it's in a week!

Get your tickets HERE

** And - remember - if you are celebrating a special occasion,

bring a group of 6 or more to the show and you will receive a personalized RAP!

(Email melandel@melandel.com for details!) **

With special guest Ophira Eisenberg (NPR's Ask Me Another, The Moth)

INFO & TICKETS

THURSDAY, JULY 12TH (An impressive date!)

7PM (After 6! Before 8!)

92YTRIBECA (Very well air-conditioned!)

MAKE A RES AND GET ONE STEP CLOSER TO COOKIES!

 

Mel & El & Current Events

It was a simpler time.

El: Um, Mel?

Mel: Yes, El?

El: Did you hear about...

Mel: ...the fact that the Supreme Court upheld Obama's health care reform?

El: Er...yeah...but also about TomKat?!

Mel: There was no way to live and breathe and not hear about that.

El: Do you think she'll be Katie Holmes again instead of 'Kate Cruise'?

Mel: Riiiiiight. Remember when the 'Kate Cruise' memo went out?

El: I wish that if I decided to change my name that all news outlets would get some kind of fax about it.

Mel: Yeah, like "Attention all News and Entertainment Media, 'El' shall now be referred to as 'Jazz'.

El: Why would I ever change my name to 'Jazz'?

Mel: I have no idea. I was just going with a hypothetical.

El: Well, it was ridiculous.

Mel: It's five hundred degrees out. My brain is boiling. Leave me alone.

El: Fine.

Mel: Anyway, we shouldn't be joking about The Cruise Family because Xenu is watching.

El: Well, maybe Xenu and his followers would like to come to our show!

Mel: I think we're too sarcastic for Scientology.

El: Good point. Are there funny Scientologists? Only Serious Scientologists come to mind.

Mel: I need to end this conversation before we get put in Scientolo-jail.

El: But tell people that our next show is coming up soon and it's gonna be a doozer.

Mel: Really, a 'doozer'?

El: A Tom-Cruise-er!

Mel: Your brain is boiling. Be quiet.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,

BUT THIS THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN!

(And, apparently, it's gonna be a doozer.)

** And - remember - if you are celebrating a special occasion,

bring a group of 6 or more to the show and you will receive a personalized RAP!

(Email melandel@melandel.com for details!) **

Get your tickets HERE

With special guest Ophira Eisenberg (NPR's Ask Me Another, The Moth)

INFO & TICKETS

THURSDAY, JULY 12TH (The middle of July!)

7PM (The perfect time!)

92YTRIBECA (The best kept secret slightly below Canal Street!)

XENU SAYS "MAKE A RESERVATION"