El: Is it true?
Mel: It's TRUE.
El: Britney is going to be at our Comix show?
Mel: She is! She really, really is!
El: I'm dying, I'm dying...
Mel: I'm DEAD.
El: I've been embalmed.
Mel: I'm in a mausoleum.
El: If people want to see her, they better get a ticket NOW.
Mel: That's so smart. Because if they buy now, not ONLY will they get to be in the same room as Britney, they will save $5 off the door price.
El: So we are GUARANTEEING Britney?
Mel: She is a done deal, my friend.
El: I'm decomposing.
Mel: I've already been reincarnated.
El: What did you come back as?
Mel: Britney's hooker-shoe.
El: I never knew you were such a fetishist.
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