Mel: El?El: Yes, Mel?
Mel: We have a problem.
El: Break it down for me.
Mel: Everyone keeps calling to ask if we really have Britney Spears as our opening act.
El: No way!
Mel: Way.
El: We have Britney Houston - the drag queen internet sensation who's much prettier than us.
Mel: I know that!
El: Well, our Britney can kick over her head & do splits. Everyone will love her.
Mel: Terrfic.
El: And they will love us for opening our show with someone so bendy.
Mel: In future, we'll communicate more clearly with our people.
El: How's this?
Mel: That's totally clear, if a bit abrasive.
El: Good enough.
Mel: I gotta go practice my splits.
El: Wait for me!!
El: Good enough.
Mel: I gotta go practice my splits.
El: Wait for me!!
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