El: I don't think people realize that our show is truly only happening for one night only.
Mel: I know. I think they think we'll be doing it again and again and that they'll have plenty of chances to see it.
El: How can we impress upon them the meaning of "one night only"?
Mel: We could sing the song from Dreamgirls.
El: No!
Mel: Why not?
El: I don't like the lyric "come on, big baby, come on". It skeeves me out.
Mel: Well I don't see any other option.
El: I do. Let's offer our friends a discount code to motivate them to buy a ticket now because this is their last chance to see a full-length Mel &El show in New York City until at least 2010.
Mel: One night only! One night only! Come on, big baby, come on. One night only, we oooonly have 'til dawn...
El: I told you not to sing it and you sang it. Why would you do that?
Mel: Because sometimes we have to hear things we don't want to hear.
El: Then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a green thing stuck in your teeth.
Mel: Shit.
El: Let's go to the mirror and get it out. Come on, big baby. Come on.
ONE NIGHT ONLY, KIDS!
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