Panties

El: Let's announce the winner of the thong panties from our Comix show.

Mel: Don't say "panties".

El: Why not?

Mel: People don't like that word.

El: I'm a person and I like it.

Mel: Yeah, but you're a person who also likes the word "moist" and I find

it intolerable.

El: Is it intolerable in all instances?

Mel: Yes.

El: What about moist brownies?

Mel: No.

El: Moist towelette?

Mel: Stop it.

El: Moist panties.

Mel: You are my enemy.

El: I have found your kryptonite!

Mel: The winner of the thong UNDERWEAR is Sarah Kaplan. Thanks to

everyone who came to the show. We had a total blast.

El: Enjoy your panties, Sarah. Don't put them in the dryer or

they'll shrink. Better to keep them moist.

Mel: I wish I knew how to quit you.

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This was our favorite sign at the Equality March in Washington, D.C.

El thinks Mel looked very stylish with her flag.

Mel thinks El looked adorable with hers.

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One Night Only

El: I don't think people realize that our show is truly only happening for one night only.

Mel: I know. I think they think we'll be doing it again and again and that they'll have plenty of chances to see it.

El: How can we impress upon them the meaning of "one night only"?

Mel: We could sing the song from Dreamgirls.

El: No!

Mel: Why not?

El: I don't like the lyric "come on, big baby, come on". It skeeves me out.

Mel: Well I don't see any other option.

El: I do. Let's offer our friends a discount code to motivate them to buy a ticket now because this is their last chance to see a full-length Mel &El show in New York City until at least 2010.

Mel: One night only! One night only! Come on, big baby, come on. One night only, we oooonly have 'til dawn...

El: I told you not to sing it and you sang it. Why would you do that?

Mel: Because sometimes we have to hear things we don't want to hear.

El: Then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you have a green thing stuck in your teeth.

Mel: Shit.

El: Let's go to the mirror and get it out. Come on, big baby. Come on.

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Problem

Mel: El?

El: Yes, Mel?

Mel: We have a problem.

El: Break it down for me.

Mel: Everyone keeps calling to ask if we really have Britney Spears as our opening act.

El: No way!

Mel: Way.

El: We have Britney Houston - the drag queen internet sensation who's much prettier than us.

Mel: I know that!

El: Well, our Britney can kick over her head & do splits. Everyone will love her.

Mel: Terrfic.

El: And they will love us for opening our show with someone so bendy.

Mel: In future, we'll communicate more clearly with our people.

El: How's this?

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Mel: That's totally clear, if a bit abrasive.

El: Good enough.

Mel: I gotta go practice my splits.

El: Wait for me!!

We Have Britney, People!

El: Is it true?

Mel: It's TRUE.

El: Britney is going to be at our Comix show?

Mel: She is! She really, really is!

El: I'm dying, I'm dying...

Mel: I'm DEAD.

El: I've been embalmed.

Mel: I'm in a mausoleum.

El: If people want to see her, they better get a ticket NOW.

Mel: That's so smart. Because if they buy now, not ONLY will they get to be in the same room as Britney, they will save $5 off the door price.

 

El: So we are GUARANTEEING Britney?

Mel: She is a done deal, my friend.

El: I'm decomposing.

Mel: I've already been reincarnated.

El: What did you come back as?

Mel: Britney's hooker-shoe.

El: I never knew you were such a fetishist.

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