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We're going to keep this short and simple.

Our website finally went through puberty. 

Check out the new MelAndEl.com!

While you're at it, check out the additional funny 

on our new Official Fan Page on Facebook!

Then, if you're in the NYC/Tristate area, make your reservation for 

Mel & El: Our Time of the Month in 3D* at its new location!

Does the word "new" sound totally ridiculous to you now? 

It does to us.

  

Our Cycle Is Back On Track!

Dear Lovely People,

The next MEL & EL: Our Time of the Month is going to happen very soon. All the details are right below the only interesting interview you'll ever read with a Personal Trainer. Check out our buddy who is currently kicking our butts all over NYC and see why we actually look forward to working out these days:

A Very Serious Interview With...
Mark Fisher of Mark Fisher Fitness!

Rainy Days And Mondays

Dear People,


I never thought I'd be someone who talked about the weather, but I do. A lot. I talk about what the weather has been, what it currently is and what it might be. I talk about the different people who talk about the weather and whether or not they have any idea what they're talking about (answer: no, they don't). I consult NY1 and Weather.com before I make a move. I might even text a friend and say "How is it out there?" while I debate my t-shirt-with-a-heavy-jacket vs. long-sleeved-shirt-with-a-lighter-jacket-plus-a-scarf option.

Snatched

Mel: El?

El: Yes, Mel?

Mel: I had a dream last night that I ate bread.

El: Get out of me. Last night, I literally had a dream about eating a sandwich. 

Mel: Do me a favor and do not describe that sandwich at all.

Vocabulary Lesson Number 16

MEL & EL VOCABULARY LESSON NUMBER 16

GAYJA VU \'gey-zhah 'voo\ noun: The uncanny or eerie experience of being sure you've met a particular gay man when you haven't. Or have you?

Sand and Glitter: A Gay Cruise Photo Essay

The Ask Me, Tell Me military-themed T-dance. We could totally be in the Army.

Actually, they could totally be in the Army.

Premiere Picture Porn!

Here are a sampling of pictures from the premiere of The Mel & El Show! We can't wait to share the actual episodes with you. Soon. Soon...